Autonomous agents. Penis stories. Soul mirror. Mantyhose. Dark socks. Nordstroms. CostCo. Radio Shack. Batteries. Wireless doorbells. Fur Elise. Microsoft Songsmith. Installers. .NET Framework. The Girl from Ipanema. General MIDI. Microsoft Office. Reptile instinct. Scanners. Mechanical Turk. The Purple Ear. The Penguin. William Hung. Microsoft Tag. Microsoft Surface. Microsoft Emotion for Windows. Splitting the bill. Ray Ozzie. Closing the laptop. Windows XP. SeaQuest DSV. The Library of Alexandria. Bob Ballard.
