By	Jeff Roberts
	Casey Muratori

Somewhere there is somebody named Lulu Lemon who takes her clothes off for fifty dollars.

Japanese clubs. Relative hotness. Segway monkey. Wheelhouse. Skype. Bad slogans. Meat thermometer. AJAX. Prop 8. Web 2.0. EULAs. Ping pong. Fairy tales. Thugs. 80s non-hotness. Van Halen minute. Selling out.