It’s the gift that’s racist, not you.
Arbitrage. Mel Gibson. The Postal Service. Birth of a Nation. The Twelve Days of Christmas. The Clinton corkscrew. Recursion. Chia Obama. Left Behind. Gifts. Paris Hilton. Twilight. Cash for gold. Afros. Expected value. Apocalypse. Gold teeth. Accentuation. Racism. Sarah Palin.